Buy 100 Shares of CJ Corporation 

This link made the rounds briefly last week, and I didn’t have time to post it while at Macworld. However, it’s just too good to miss, even if it might be a hoax.

Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to take off their gloves to use their iPhones

Yes, a “meat stylus”.