The Time Is Now, to Get a Vasectomy 

At some point, a urologist put together the idea of vasectomies and the NCAA tournament. In so doing, he created a ridiculous but apparently effective advertising campaign.

For three straight years, the Oregon Urology Institute has been pitching the idea that if you time your vasectomy right, you can use the recovery period to watch March Madness. One radio ad even advises guys to “take care of your equipment and lower your seed for the tournament”. Terrible. Just terrible.

The biggest problem I see is, what excuse will you use next year?