The Beginnings of a Horror Film? 

On Friday, a car crash happened in Portland, Oregon. Several crashes no doubt occurred, but one particular crash is worthy of note, as we’re all doomed because of it. The report on this crash indicates that the occupants of the lone car were dressed as zombies, which led to seemingly-amusing bystander reports:

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

Ultimately, five victims were taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. That should be the end of it, except:

While everyone in the car was taken to the hospital, Stewart said crews are investigating the possibility that more people were in the car at the time of the crash but fled the scene on foot.

So we have a one-car crash, with multiple victims “dressed” as zombies, and additional “people” who fled the gory scene? Yeah, we’re fucked.