I Have Some Questions…

A science briefing from the FDA is linking Evamist, a hot-flash-suppressing hormone spray for menopausal women, to abnormal breast growth in children.

…the drug agency has received eight reports of abnormal breast development in boys and girls ages 3 to 5 who had contact with women using it.

Those poor children. Those poor, voluptuous children.

Pets have also been affected.

Ok, what the hell?! There needs to be a line somewhere, beyond which the FDA will recall your product. “Accidental busty pets” seems like a good point for that line.