If you laughed or shuddered about Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” (famous for the line “Fucking magnets, how do they work?”), you may find this interview interesting and depressing in a darkly comic way. It’s a revealing look at Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, who’ve recently come out as evangelical Christians, despite two decades of spewing hate and violence.

Perhaps the best bit is when Violent J is attempting to explain the reason the duo wishes to remain joyfully ignorant to how magnets work:

“Well,” Violent J says, “science is…we don’t really…that’s like…” He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See?”

Read the whole thing, and see if it makes any more sense in context.

---