Possible Slogans for Total Whole Grain Cereal

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Box of TotalIt seems like Total Whole Grain cereal doesn’t have a slogan. Here are some suggestions, available for General Mills to license for a modest sum:

Possible Slogans for Total Whole Grain Cereal:
  • If it tastes this bad, it has to be good for you. [Link]

  • Where exactly did you think all that recycled cardboard was going?

  • You can really taste the fiber.

  • If you think it tastes bad at first, give it a minute – it gets worse!

  • 100% of your recommended daily intake of awful.

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