For His Sake, I Hope It’s Not 

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

A German radio station was offering up a free Mini Cooper to the person who pulled the craziest stunt to win it. Andreas Muller is generously being called the “winner”, after he had the company’s name tattooed on his penis.

“Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”

The pain may go, Andreas, but the shame will live forever. Click to read the whole story, and don’t miss the extreme (relatively safe for work) close-up of the tattoo.


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