Sex Injuries 

A recent news story has been floating around about a New Zealand woman who suffered a stroke, due to a clot caused by a hickey she received in the throes of passion. This cringe-inducing ABC News article indicates that sex injuries are far from rare.

One patient, a man in his sixties, suffered a [penis] fracture when he fell down while masturbating. He attempted to rush to the door to lock it when he heard his mother trying to get in, Dr. Billy Goldberg, assistant professor of emergency medicine at the NYU School of Medicine told

I won’t say a man in his sixties shouldn’t be masturbating, but I will say he shouldn’t be living with his mother while he’s doing it.