Welcome to 2011’s first edition of Barvd (What’s Barvd?), where some of the most vile tweets are collected to amuse and abuse your senses. Sit down, strap in, and prepare to be disgusted!
If I’d thought about it, I guess I’d have hoped that there were some kind of cleaning robots at Netflix to clean the movies between rentals. But it seems we’re all swapping disgusting germs, and pieces of epidermis, as we swap movies.
Politics often make people sick, but political-based vomit? That’s new. And distressing.
No comment – I wouldn’t touch this one with Oedipus’s dick.
Speaking of dicks, congratulations Scott! Your cold, shriveled dead-hamster-baby penis has sickened me, and now, the world.
Sometimes tweets lose their ability to nauseate over time. Like cheese, however, this one has only gotten sharper with age.
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If you’ve spotted a disgusting tweet, wipe the vomit off your shirt and submit a link.
