Hot Pockets, the microwaveable dinner of sorrow and remorse, has a new TV commercial. The ad, entitled Brothers, is touting their Sideshots sandwiches1. While most commercials are intended to be informative, this one leaves me with many more questions than answers. So, five questions for Nestle about Hot Pockets Sideshots:
Why does Buffalo Chicken have a stutter?
Why is Sloppy Joe so obviously stoned?
Despite boasting about tasting great, your anthropomorphized sandwiches are clearly terrified of being eaten. What sort of reluctant suicide food is this?
Would it be possible to have your product look any more like a bowel movement?
A steaming pile of sideshots.