Slipperier Than a Happy Pig in Shit 

Some men sit in filth to create great beauty. Others do it to peep on unsuspecting women. Luke Chrisco falls in the second campe. He’s been accused of peeping on women using porta-potties at a Colorado yoga festival, by hiding out in the waste tank. Read more for an entire article of barvd. The best note?

A security guard tried to stop the feces-covered man, but he got away.

Yeah…the guard probably didn’t try all that hard.