Tax Planning Slogans

This is Andy Friedman. He’s a tax-planning expert, and boy does he look the part.

Andy Friedman

Merrill Lynch is pitching some of his advice with a banner on their site, but it seemed like old Andy could use a pithy slogan to really draw folks in.

  • Taxes? Serious business!

  • Are you gonna be happy when I’m done? Look at me – what do you think?

  • Don’t worry, I’ll finish your taxes before I slit my wrists.

  • Does this suit make me look fat?

  • I’m morose, so you don’t have to be.