This is Andy Friedman. He’s a tax-planning expert, and boy does he look the part.
Merrill Lynch is pitching some of his advice with a banner on their site, but it seemed like old Andy could use a pithy slogan to really draw folks in.
Taxes? Serious business!
Are you gonna be happy when I’m done? Look at me – what do you think?
Don’t worry, I’ll finish your taxes before I slit my wrists.
Does this suit make me look fat?
I’m morose, so you don’t have to be.