In an attempt to gain the upper-hand in getting deep discounts on Black Friday, a woman in California blasted fellow shoppers with pepper spray.
Words fail me, so I’ll simply ask: did Seinfeld teach us nothing?
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!”