Wouldn’t a Soda Be More Appropriate? 

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Remember the 90s girl pop group Hanson? You probably thought they were dead1. They’re not. Also, they were apparently boys all along. Yes, even the cute one!

Anyhow, those boys have grown up and they’re still a band. Specifically, they’re a band who merchandises. Now, it appears they’re planning a Hanson beer. Perhaps after you drink it, the lyrics to their hit single will make sense.


Footnotes:

  1. Leaving a Red Sox afternoon game back in 2007, an absurd line of teenage girls were queued up outside Avalon, a now-defunct music venue. Curiosity piqued, I asked who they were all waiting to see. My surprise was great when they replied “Hanson”. ↩︎


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