What’s the Latin Word for ‘Chutzpah’? 

While meeting with parents about their children’s communion, priest Martin McVeigh in Northern Ireland accidentally showed multiple pornographic images, after which he fled the room. Another organizer awkwardly carried on the meeting, presumably pretending to have not just gotten an eyeful of man ass. What’s truly funny, however, is what happened upon McVeigh’s return.

“Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church.”

Given that McVeigh was able to return and ask for money, one has to wonder exactly how quickly he really could have fled, given the pair of stones which no doubt weighed him down.