Rampage In Motion 

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

RIM, makers of the once-ubiquitous BlackBerry line of smartphones, is having a rough time of it lately. The iPhone and Android are eating their lunch, they’ve had a string of failed products, and their executive situation is a mess. And now? Now people are getting stabbed.

A man was stabbed in the neck at a RIM-hosted event in London on Tuesday evening…after the stabbing, the crowd rushed to leave in a flurry of tears and vomit (again, seriously).

As if the phrase “a flurry of tears and vomit” weren’t enough, even the URL for this article is a thing of beauty:

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