Best of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Somehow, Jimmy Kimmel got the honor of hosting this year’s annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I can’t say he’d have been my pick, but he earned it with one joke alone:

13. On Mitt Romney: “You can’t have a beer with him, because he doesn’t drink. You can’t have a cup of coffee with him, because he can’t have caffeine. You can’t even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car.”

In addition to Kimmel’s best jokes, you can read Barack Obama’s best as well. Then, try not to shudder at the thought of the stiff performance that would be given by a prospective President Romney.


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