Crown Crust 

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Back around Valentine’s Day, Pizza Hut offered one of the worst methods of proposing marriage yet devised. Apparently, however, that was just the warm-up act for 2012 stupidity out of The Hut. This week, Pizza Hut’s new Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza is making the rounds, and it is horrifying.

Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza

The dish is a Middle East exclusive, and NPR has a good summary, including a comparison to “Chinese” food in America:

Similarly, in the Middle East, pizza and burgers equally conjure up the exotic national identity of “American” cuisine. Why wouldn’t you eat them together?

Alternately, you can read a review from Serious Eats, right from the mouth of someone who was foolish enough to eat this culinary abomination. In short? It’s not good.

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