An Email Announcing Tickets for Springsteen at Fenway Park
As a convenience to you, we have secured the right to provide you an advanced courtesy offering to purchase tickets before the general on-sale.
Wh—What? I’m sorry, I think I may have had a stroke while you were talking. Could you repeat that?
As a convenience to you, we have secured the right to provide you an advanced courtesy offering to purchase tickets before the general on-sale.
Oh, I see. You’re having a stroke. Well, good luck with that.
From “Teroforma”
Subject: Love Dad to the MAX
Sex spam, right? Between the sender and the “MAX”, it’s gotta be some kind of sex spam.
MAX!
Nope! Whisky stones.
From GroupOn
Subject: Father’s Day deals for the man who gave birth to you
Biology does not work that way!
