Today, we’re on location in a tiny New York City hotel room:

Despite appearances, this is not in fact an airplane bathroom. You can tell, because it has a shower, one which provides shampoo, conditioner, and soap.

Sorry obsessive compulsives – that shit is not only completely out of order, it’s crooked as well:

Fancy a snack? Have a look at the menu.

Five dollars for dirty potato chips?! How much for the clean ones?

Ba-dum-ching.

On that low note, we’re done. But guys, if you need to use the facilities before you go, be careful when you pee. You might not like the view from in front of the toilet:

That is one poorly placed zoom mirror.

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