Seriously, the Bathroom Was Not Big

Today, we’re on location in a tiny New York City hotel room:

The Tiny Bathroom

Despite appearances, this is not in fact an airplane bathroom. You can tell, because it has a shower, one which provides shampoo, conditioner, and soap.

Out of Order Bottles

Sorry obsessive compulsives – that shit is not only completely out of order, it’s crooked as well:

The Tiny Bathroom

Fancy a snack? Have a look at the menu.

Dirty Potato Chips

Five dollars for dirty potato chips?! How much for the clean ones?


On that low note, we’re done. But guys, if you need to use the facilities before you go, be careful when you pee. You might not like the view from in front of the toilet:

Funhouse mirror
That is one poorly placed zoom mirror.