On a recent stay at a nice inn, I found the bathroom stocked with fancy bath products by Molton Brown. Let me tell you, in both appearance and name, they sounded delicious. See for yourself:
The Flavo(u)rs of Mo(u)lton Bro(u)wn Bath Products, in Increasing Order of Likelihood That I Would Eat Them
Healthy Ziao Jao Hairwash
Relaxing Yuan Zhi1 Body Cream
Instant Indian Cress Haircondition [sic]
Invigorating Suma Ginseng Bath & Shower [sic]
Ultra Pure Milk Soap
Soothing Milk & Oatmeal Soap
And yet, the mouthwash is the only one of these items with a “Do Not Swallow” warning.
Presuming they mean this Yuan Zhi:
which is a root also known as “senega”.
As opposed to this Yuan Zhi:
who is a Chinese volleyball player. ↩︎