On a recent stay at a nice inn, I found the bathroom stocked with fancy bath products by Molton Brown. Let me tell you, in both appearance and name, they sounded delicious. See for yourself:

The Flavo(u)rs of Mo(u)lton Bro(u)wn Bath Products, in Increasing Order of Likelihood That I Would Eat Them

• Healthy Ziao Jao Hairwash

• Relaxing Yuan Zhi¹ Body Cream

• Instant Indian Cress Haircondition [sic]

• Invigorating Suma Ginseng Bath & Shower [sic]

• Freshmint Mouthwash

• Ultra Pure Milk Soap

• Soothing Milk & Oatmeal Soap

And yet, the mouthwash is the only one of these items with a “Do Not Swallow” warning.

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Footnotes:

1. Presuming they mean this Yuan Zhi:

   

   which is a root also known as “senega”.

   As opposed to this Yuan Zhi:

   

   who is a Chinese volleyball player. ↩︎

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