Get Your Menurkey Now 

What do you do when Thanksgiving and Hanukkah overlap for the first and likely last time ever?1 You smash together a turkey and a menorah, of course.


Put the two together, and you get a Menurkey. Buy it now, before it’s too late! Then, when you’re done with it, put it in storage for about seventy-eight millennia.


  1. I was skeptical about this, so I researched it. Due to the way the Jewish calendar drifts forward, this overlap won’t occur for another 77,798 years, when it’s looped all the way back around. ↩︎