I’ll Go to My Grave Calling These “Glideboards” 

They never promised us non-combustible hoverboards, and good thing, because one such device started a fire leading to $100,000 in damage.

Also, don’t miss the writer essentially calling himself out for his own dumb question.

Asked whether his son will be getting another [hoverboard], Passacantilli gave a reporter a long hard look and said simply, “No.”