Since it was erected in 1948, a statue of a nude Heracles in France has been repeated dismembered by vandals. Locals have finally solved the issue, with a cure almost as bad as the disease: a detachable penis
While no pictures of the new organ have surfaced yet, it’s understood that it will be removed after the ceremonies too, meaning you’d be a lucky tourist to catch a glimpse of it.
Yes, much like seeing the northern lights or visiting Tibet from China, only a favored few visitors will be say “we were so fortunate to be there at a time when Heracles’s wang was attached”.
Suggested soundtrack for this post: King Missile’s bizarre 1992 hit.