That’s a Hell of an Assignment 

Wednesday, September 21st, 2016

Perhaps you already heard about Royal Canadian Mint employee Leston Lawrence, who likely stole tens of thousands of dollars worth of gold by sneaking it out in his keister. But what you may have overlooked is that the prosecution actually tested the idea.

In preparation for these proceedings, in fact, a security employee actually tested the idea…

I doubt anyone said “Good job today, Simmons! As a bonus for your hard work, you may keep whatever you can fit up there.” So while Lawrence got away with his foul-smelling goods, some poor schmuck had to pull off the same trick with only a day’s pay as his reward.

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