I recently visited Iceland for the first time, and my Instagram is looking fresh as hell1. My inbox, however, is not looking quite so gorgeous. That’s due to an email I received from IcelandAir, the airline that transported me across the Atlantic. With the apparent hope that I’ll fly with them again, they sent me this:
Six Questions for This Email From IcelandAir
Is Björk wearing Nickelodeon™ Floam® on her face?
You remember Floam, right?
Hang on, is Björk wearing a garbage bag on her head?
Those aren’t earrings, are they? They’re totally the drawstrings on a goddamned garbage bag!
Who books travel based on a marketing email received from an airline?
Is the answer to the previous question “Björk fans”?
In closing, “Björk” is a funny word.
Here’s a small sample:
In a word, Iceland is stunning.↩︎