I recently visited Iceland for the first time, and my Instagram is looking fresh as hell¹. My inbox, however, is not looking quite so gorgeous. That’s due to an email I received from IcelandAir, the airline that transported me across the Atlantic. With the apparent hope that I’ll fly with them again, they sent me this:

Six Questions for This Email From IcelandAir

• Is Björk wearing Nickelodeon™ Floam® on her face?

• You remember Floam, right?

• Hang on, is Björk wearing a garbage bag on her head?

• Those aren’t earrings, are they? They’re totally the drawstrings on a goddamned garbage bag!

• Who books travel based on a marketing email received from an airline?

• Is the answer to the previous question “Björk fans”?

In closing, “Björk” is a funny word.

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Footnotes:

1. Here’s a small sample:

   
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   on.

   In a word, Iceland is stunning.↩︎

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