Ghost Shark 

Monday, December 19th, 2016

It’s a busy day, because I have to add “ghost sharks” to my ever-growing list of fears. While you can steer clear of normal sharks by simply staying out of the ocean, a ghost shark can surely pass through walls and get you wherever you are. Worse, if it’s a male, it could attack you with its retractable forehead penis.

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