Mannequin 3: Please Don’t Rescue Me 

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

Friend of the site Ben T. sent this story from chilly Hudson, New York. After breaking into a car to rescue an elderly woman from the cold, police realized that the “woman” was in fact an extremely realistic mannequin. They were far less sheepish than past hero Jason Short was imagined to have been:

“Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a subzero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it…we will break your window.”

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