He Tried to Blend in With the Drapes 

Benjamin Wittes has a fascinating piece detailing what he knows about former FBI director James Comey. Particularly absurd is a description of a meeting at the White House:

But as he told me the story, he tried hard to blend into the background and avoid any one-on-one interaction. He was wearing a blue blazer and noticed that the drapes were blue. So he stood in the back, right in front of the drapes, hoping Trump wouldn’t notice him camouflaged against the wall. If you look at the video, Comey is standing about as far from Trump as it is physically possible to be in that room.

One video can be seen here, and it’s clear as day that Comey really is attempting to blend in with the curtains. Sadly for him, his 6’8″ frame makes that tough.