I received an email today letting me know I’d received a credit from Amazon, related to a settlement in a class-action case regarding eBook pricing:

Woo-hoo! I’m rich!

Reading the email quickly quashed any dreams I had of a shopping spree, however:

Oh.

Amusingly, the credit is only good for six months. Because fuck you, that’s why. Fortunately, if I somehow manage to forget about this credit and fail to use it, Amazon will remind me.

Gosh, that’s helpful.

Of course, I shouldn’t complain about this seemingly paltry sum. After all, if you add the $0.73 cents I previously received, I’m well over a dollar now.

Previously in Asinine Refunds From Amazon: Two Penny Candies, Please

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