Male Polar Bears Have Limited Accessorizing Options 

Today, I learned that male polar bears can’t wear gold chains or neckties, no matter how much they may want to:

We only put collars on female polar bears. The males’ necks are actually wider than their heads, so they won’t retain a collar. It’ll just slip right off their heads.

You probably won’t ever need to strap a body cam onto a polar bear, but if you do, stick with the females.