The San Antonio Zoo is hoping to make erstwhile Toys ‘R’ Us mascot Geoffrey into an ambassador for giraffe conservation. Unfortunately, my understanding is that Geoffrey was put down next to the Dumpsters behind the back of the last store to close.
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? ∞
Honestly, there's no way he'd make it out there in the real world.
Thursday, July 5th, 2018