Won’t Somebody Think of the Koi Fish? 

Thursday, November 29th, 2018

In Vancouver, an enterprising river otter has recently managed to kill and eat 10 expensive koi fish. Officials are now evacuating the koi to the Vancouver Aquarium to stop the slaughter, but they’re having difficulty capturing them, which is both hilarious and ridiculous. Perhaps they could hire a white-hat otter to capture the koi for them?

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