The headline states “Young Seals Keep Getting Eels Stuck Up Their Noses, and Nobody Knows Why”. I believe that last part isn’t quite true.
This seal is high out of his mind.
I suspect I know what’s happening here. This is the hot new way for young monk seals to impress their friends. They don’t have Juuls to vape, or Tide pods to eat, so they’re snorting eels. It’s not even that original. Really, it feels like these are just ripping off the very similar condom challenge.