That Is Not a Thing 

Ask your tailor if you don't believe me.

In the past year or so, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has been a rather reckless Twitter user. As a result, he’s wound up fighting with the SEC, who now wants him held in contempt for violating a settlement agreement reached back in October. Last week, this wound in court again, where Judge Alison Nathan was quoted as follows:

  • “My call to action is for everyone to take a deep breath, put your reasonableness pants on and work this out.”

I feel the need to state for the record that “reasonableness pants” are simply not a thing. Not literally, and not even figuratively.