Millions of Morons, Suddenly Silenced 

Without Yahoo Answers, how will anyone ever get pragnent?

In under a month, Yahoo Answers will disappear, and the collective intelligence of the web will increase substantially. Still, one is forced to wonder if this will precipitate the end of humanity, with future generations unable to learn how babby is formed.

Update (April 6, 2021): Shortly after I posted this, friend-of-the-site Colin T. linked me to a horrifying and hilarious video, showing the true terribleness of Yahoo Answers.