A Front Row Seat for the Conflagration 

Some women just want to watch the world burn.

Down in Maryland, a woman is being accused of attempted murder, after setting her home on fire with someone else inside. That’s terrible, of course. However:

Witnesses told investigators that Gail J. Metwally, 47, set multiple fires in the home and then watched from a chair on the front lawn…

A house engulfed in flames, with a lawn chair set up outside to watch

That lawn chair is darkly comic, and I can’t stop thinking about it.