In response to Russia’s abominable attack on Ukraine, hackers are now targeting the country in all manner of ways. While taking down the website of state-run TV channel “Russia Today” is probably more effective, seeing Vladimir Putin targeted directly is still quite satisfying. So much the better that they’re messing with his $100 million yacht, renaming it to FKCPTN, and setting a course for it to go straight to Hell.

And I know, I know, USS stands for United States Ship. Give it time?