CVS Agrees With My Mom

Monday, September 5th, 2022

Recently, I received a letter from CVS. Mail! What fun! Here’s a look:

A letter reading “Dear Paul, Let’s celebrate you! Because you’re an extra-special ExtraCare® member, we're treating you to exclusive savings. Enjoy two 30% off coupons one for now and one for later. How sweet is that?! All the best, Your Local CVS® Team CVS Boston

You know what, My Local CVS Team? You’re absolutely right. Let’s celebrate me! Why not? I’m worth it. After all, I’m extra-special. I’m sure you don’t give out <reads letter further> two 30% off coupons to just anyone.

Of course, I appreciate paying a mere 70% of overpriced downtown retail prices as much as the next city dweller. But let’s not pretend this is something more than that, CVS Boston.

If you enjoyed this post, get updates via Twitter, Facebook, or RSS.