Getcher Free Avocados! 

Wednesday, October 19th, 2022

This past summer, I ate at a restaurant where the guacamole was listed as “market price”. I can’t say I’ve ever seen before, and I was greatly amused. Avocados aren’t lobster!

Today, thanks to friend-of-the-site Colin W., I can tell you that the current market price for avocados is $0.00. If you’re in Philadelphia, head over to FDR Park to get yourself some free fruit.

Me, I’m going back to “Taco Beach” to demand some free guacamole.

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