That’s Really Old 

“Jonathan still has a good libido”

Way down in the middle of the South Atlantic, on the island of Saint Helena, a Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan is turning 190 years old. Or possibly more like 200.

Jonathan the tortoise in his younger years

Apparently, the above is a picture of Jonathan when he was just a wee young lad of (perhaps) 185. I am nearly certain he looks exactly the same now.