New York Magazine Doesn’t Dictate The Rules 

Some of the individual rules are good, but the entire concept is fatally flawed.

In response to New York Magazine’s colossally stupid article which has repeatedly come up in conversation, I’ve created my own new rules for etiquette:

1. Don’t make up a random hodge-podge of “new rules of etiquette” and try to pass it off as authoritative

That’s it. That’s the list.