Candy Cannibalism 

I suppose Sour Patch Kids are the human version of this.

I believe a bear stole from a convenience store. The video shows that much.

Security camera footage from the store caught the bear casually walking in at around 6:30 a.m. on Monday, going through racks of chocolate bars before grabbing a 70-cent pack of gummy bears in its jaws and taking off — without paying.

But do we really believe it took gummy bears? That’s just too perfect.