As Real as the Faith We Share 

“I have had anger in my heart about the deployment of AI chatbots in inappropriate places.”

Today in completely unnecessary AI, it’s Justin, the robot priest! Well, it was, until Justin got demoted. Now it’s Justin, the robot lay theologian, which isn’t nearly as catchy.

A robot priest, and below him, a robot in business casual clothingJustin, before and after his defrocking

Really, though, this new Justin is a big improvement. Look at him, he’s so chill. Dig that laid-back vibe. If you’re up for it, he’d love to rap with you kids about a cool fellow by the name of “Jesus”.