Today in completely unnecessary AI, it’s Justin, the robot priest! Well, it was, until Justin got demoted. Now it’s Justin, the robot lay theologian, which isn’t nearly as catchy.
Justin, before and after his defrocking
Really, though, this new Justin is a big improvement. Look at him, he’s so chill. Dig that laid-back vibe. If you’re up for it, he’d love to rap with you kids about a cool fellow by the name of “Jesus”.

