Misappropriation of Sheep Testicles 

Also, captive trophy hunting is pathetic.

Arthur “Jack” Schubarth, an 81-year-old Montana man, was recently sentenced to six months in federal prison. His misdeed was the illegal use of tissue and testicles from large sheep, which he used to create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunting.

In October 2019, court records said, Schubarth paid a hunting guide $400 for the testicles of a trophy-sized Rocky Mountain bighorn sheep that had been harvested in Montana and then extracted and sold the semen, court records said.

When the other inmates ask Schubarth what he’s in for, he should lie.