It Was, in Fact, a Bag Full of Drugs ∞

Don’t make a liar out of bags.

When police in Oregon stopped a stolen car and searched it, the loaded gun and scales were probably enough to arouse suspicion. Still, the accompanying bag definitely didn’t help:

A bag that reads “Definitely not a bag full of drugs”[Photo credit: Portland Police]

Amusingly, Vice’s coverage of this ridiculousness points to an opposing scenario from July. Then, a Florida woman was arrested after being found with a bag of drugs labeled “Bag of Drugs”. It almost seems like no matter what you have written on it, there’s no winning if the cops catch you with a bag full of drugs.