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You Can’t Beat the Axis If You Get VD
Monday, February 26th, 2018
On February 24th, Czech Olympian Ester Ledecká scored a gold medal performance in the snowboard parallel giant slalom. This was not entirely unexpected, as Ledecká is the top-ranked woman in parallel giant slalom snowboarding. However, this was her second gold medal of the games. The first came in an entirely separate sport, the Alpine skiing super-G, and shocked the world (as well as NBC’s commentators).
Get into Ledecká’s ass-kicking story.
Thursday, February 8th, 2018
Australian teenager Jade Hameister has skied to the North Pole and she’s skied across Greenland’s largest ice cap. And now, while skiing to the South pole, she’s doled out some epic snark for internet trolls as well. Well done, Jade.
Thursday, January 18th, 2018
In 1955, Helen James was forced to accept an “undesirable” discharge from the Air Force due to her sexuality. At the age of 90, after a lifetime of accomplishments, she’s fighting back against this injustice.
Monday, November 13th, 2017
On November 5th, Shalane Flanagan became the first American woman to win the New York City Marathon in 40 years. She managed this feat while also spending years nurturing a culture of support in women’s distance running, one which will hopefully pay dividends for years to come.
Flanagan does not just talk about elevating women; she elevates them. And they win.
Flanagan’s victory in New York City was incredible, but it’s far from the whole story.
Thursday, September 21st, 2017
Dr. Mary-Claire King has had an incredible career in science and human rights. However, even in her extraordinary life, the first week of April, 1981 must stand out. She narrates the events of that week, and it’s quite a ride, one which even features a special celebrity guest appearance.
Monday, April 24th, 2017
In 1967, when the Boston Marathon was only open to men, Kathrine Switzer registered for it under the name “K.V. Switzer”. Despite a now-infamous attempt by race organizer Jock Semple to pull her out of the race, Switzer finished her run and became the first woman to run the Boston Marathon with an official race bib, numbered 261.1 Her actions that day, and for years to follow, paved the way for women in both running and athletics in general.2
Jock Semple accosting Kathrine Switzer mid-race in 1967
[Photo credit: Boston Herald via Runner’s World]
This year, Switzer returned to Boston to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of her first run. The race has grown by almost two orders of magnitude since 1967, and it now includes not just a women’s division, but divisions for push rim wheelchairs, visually impaired/blind runners, and those who are mobility impaired. Switzer helped lead the way for all of this. She’s now 70 years old, but in addition to throwing out the first pitch for the Red Sox game on Sunday and signaling the start of the women’s elite race on Monday, she also found time to actually run the marathon again.
She did so while again wearing her very first number: 261.
Switzer completing the 2017 Boston Marathon
[Photo credit: Elise Amendola/AP via Boston Globe]
That number will now be retired. No one else will ever wear number 261 in the Boston Marathon, and that’s just right.
Footnotes:
A year earlier, Bobbi Gibb ran the Boston Marathon unofficially, marking her as the first woman to complete the race. She should certainly not be overlooked. In fact, Gibb is a three-time champion, with the Boston Athletic Association retroactively honoring her as the women’s race winner for the years 1966, 1967, and 1968. Let there be no doubt that Bobbi Gibb kicks ass too.↩︎
This post might just as easily be called “Kathrine Switzer Kicks Ass”, to make it clear that it’s part of that illustrious collection. ↩︎
Wednesday, December 21st, 2016
Before Cindy Stowell passed away from cancer on December 5th, she was a contestant on Jeopardy. While Stowell is no longer with us, her pre-taped episodes of the game show are now airing on television, and she’s currently running an impressive six-game win streak. Stowell’s illness wasn’t known to her competition, but the fates seem to have been aware. Stowell has racked up multiple come-from-behind wins in the Final Jeopardy round, and her earnings now total over $100,000. The best part? Stowell dictated that all of her winnings be donated to cancer-related charities.
Sooner or later, someone is going to defeat Cindy Stowell1, but she’ll always be an ass kicker, and a hell of a champion.
Previously in Female Competitors Kicking Ass: Becca Pizzi Kicks Ass
Footnotes:
And how lousy do they feel right about now? ↩︎
Tuesday, March 8th, 2016
At the end of January, Becca Pizzi completed seven marathons, in seven days, on seven continents. She also won them all.
Previously in Female Athletes Kicking Ass: Katie Ledecky Kicks Ass
Wednesday, April 1st, 2015
Let’s ignore Internet Jackass Day, and instead read about super bad-ass Cheryl Stearns, who’s completed almost 20,000 skydives.
Monday, September 22nd, 2014
Brian Phillips’ column is about Katie Ledecky. It has a simple thesis. The thesis is that Katie Ledecky kicks ass.
Previously in Female Athletes Kicking Ass: Kacy Catanzaro Kicks Ass
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