Information Update
Phone calls and bank trips needed to initiate a change on my bank accounts: 3
Confirmation letters received to my “old address”, making sure this change was authorized: 2 (one for each account)
Confirmation letters received at my “new address”, informing me of the change: 1 (oddly, one letter for both accounts)
Changes of address I was actually making: 0
Number of letters I was removing from my name: 1
Understanding of why bank fees are so expensive, when it takes all this to go from Paul R. Kafasis to Paul Kafasis: High
TD Bank Redux
Number of days from when the new TD Bank put up their “Open 7 Days A Week” sign to when they opened (predicted): 85
Number of days from when the new TD Bank put up their “Open 7 Days A Week” sign to when they opened (actual): 107
Logic of putting a sign claiming to be open up first, and then finishing construction of the actual business: 0
Records
Encouragements to “go green”, and use paperless electronic bank statements: Nearly ∞
Cost savings to the bank when I did so: >$0
Cost savings to me when I did so: $0
Months’ worth of electronic statements my bank keeps readily available: 12
Cost to retrieve an older statement: $15
My understanding of the phrase “going green” in this context: “Reducing unnecessary use of paper, thereby saving trees”
Actual meaning of “going green” in this context: “Your green is going into the banks’ coffers”
