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They’re Not Even Local 

$125,000 a year on Disney feels like an awful lot.

Out west at Disneyland, Scott and Diana Anderson want badly to belong to a club that will no longer accept them as members. After years of waiting, they gained membership to Disney’s exclusive Club 33 in 2012, and made it the center of their social life. In 2017, however, their membership was revoked due to a pair of incidents. Since then, they’ve sued to be reinstated. It’s not going well.

“My wife and I are both dead set that this is an absolute wrong, and we will fight this to the death,” Scott, who owns a golf course in Gilbert, Ariz., told The Times. “There is no way we’re letting this go.”

He said the lawsuit has cost him about $400,000.

“My retirement is set back five years,” he said. “I’m paying through the nose. Every day, I’m seeing another bill, and I’m about to keel over.” He said he will appeal.

His wife said she wants to keep fighting.

“I’ll sell a kidney,” Diana said. “I don’t care.”

I’ve certainly heard of better causes.

Previously, in less sympathetic Disney lawsuits: A Very Bad Look for Disney

The Tyranny of the Penny 

“The United States government has willfully ignored this nonsensical math problem for decades.”

I invite you to read this piece about the ridiculousness of the American penny, so you can be as bothered by it as I am.

Childless Cat Lady Does Her Research 

With my own love and hope, as well as a hat tip to Aaron Sorkin

I was at a concert last night, and thus did not watch the presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. It is of course impossible to escape hearing the highlights, or in Trump’s case, lowlights. From false claims about refugees eating pets (they’re not) to lies about post-birth “abortions” (that’s called “murder”, and it’s illegal), both Trump’s mendacity and his derangement were apparently on full display.

Donald Trump is completely and utterly unfit for office, a fact which has been demonstrated time and again for years, in ways big and small. Today, it can perhaps be most succinctly summarized by his claim that he has “concepts of a plan” to replace the Affordable Care Act. That‘s an inexcusable “the dog ate my homework” answer from someone who already was president, and is attempting to be again. We can do better. We must do better.

Immediately following the debate, Taylor Swift stepped up in an effort to ensure that we will do better. Swift endorsed Kamala Harris in a post on Instagram. Her endorsement includes this:

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I’m voting for [Harris] because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos. I was so heartened and impressed by her selection of running mate [Tim Walz], who has been standing up for LGBTQ+ rights, IVF, and a woman’s right to her own body for decades.

If you’re an American citizen, please find everything you need to vote at vote.org.

Nurse, Rub Some Doritos on There Before Placing the IV 

Behold the wonder of tartrazine!

A chemical called tartrazine, which is found in food dye yellow No. 5, might one day make it possible to temporarily see through skin. That’s disgusting and neat, in equal measure.

Hiding Starlink on a US Navy Ship 

People really love their wifi.

Last year, several crew members on the USS Manchester took part in a scheme to rig up their own wifi network via a secret Starlink connection. This was a bad idea.

Quick, Someone Find a Dutch Boy 

“[A]ccidentally perforated a small amount in the outside edge”

When I was a young boy, my parents took me into the city, to see a marching band the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. As we passed through the Lincoln Tunnel en route from New Jersey into New York City, I asked “Are we underwater right now?”. There was likely a note of fear in my voice, which led my mother to tell a comforting lie. She assuring me that we were not, in fact, underwater. I imagine I believed her.

Had we been driving in the Queens-Midtown Tunnel, and doing so this week, her lie would have been a lot less believable. Thanks to a drilling excursion in the East River, that tunnel recently sprung a leak. Whoops!

“There are many redundancies in the tunnel but, you know, when someone drills through all those layers, it’s going to cause a leak,” Sheridan said at a press conference.

Yes. Yes, I suppose so.

A Brewer Named “Brewer” 

It’s a little on the nose.

Long time readers may recall my love of amusing baseball names, particular the fish-related names of Angels outfielders. So naturally, I’m delighted to tell you about a new Milwaukee Brewer named “Brewer”. This past weekend, the Brew Crew called up minor leaguer Brewer Hicklen to make his club debut. It is perhaps not surprising that this has never happened before.

A Social Security name lookup indicating Brewer is not in the top 1000 names since 2000.
Via Social Security Administration

“Brewer” is actually Hicklen’s middle name, but it’s still a delight.

Someone to Look Up To 

This, too, is America.

I previously missed Todd Heisler’s remarkable photo from the Democratic National Convention, and it is very much worth a look.

Amara Ajagu looking up at her great-aunt
Todd Heisler/The New York Times via Redux via CNN

Shot by New York Times staff photographer Todd Heisler, the photo features Amara Ajagu, one of the vice president’s young grandnieces, staring on as Harris delivered her address to the convention. More so than most little girls, Ajagu can say that Harris could be the first president who looks like her.

From his lens to the swing state voters’ ears.

An Awkward Day at the Office 

“The 10 essentials are navigation, sun protection, insulation, illumination, first-aid supplies, fire, repair kit and tools, nutrition, hydration and emergency shelter.”

One way or another, HR is surely going to have some work to do here.

My House Is Part of a Virtual Power Plant 

I’m helping!

For several years, I’ve been enrolled in my power company’s “ConnectedSolutions” program. This program allows them to modulate the demand for power, by enabling them to remotely adjust customers’ thermostats to reduce load during what they call “Energy Rush Hour”s. I imagine that might sound strange or even disturbing if you’re not familiar with it, but it’s worked quite seamlessly for me. Most of the time, I don’t even notice it, and if I need to, I can always override their changes.

A notification for an “Energy Rush Hour”, where power company Eversource is tweaking thermostats.
A recent temperature adjustment notice

I recently learned the industry term for these aggregated smart systems. They’re called “virtual power plants”, and that makes me feel even cooler about participating. I also spent several minutes trying to rewrite the previous sentence to avoid that wordplay. Having failed to come up with anything I like more, I will now acknowledge and apologize for the pun.