Previous “Space” posts

2.1 Quadillion Years

That’s quite a glitch.

Recently, I had the misfortune of taking a Ryanair flight from Ireland to Poland. Though I’d heard horror stories, it was the only direct flight available, and the price was very low. The cost to my spirit, however, was quite high. To borrow a phrase from Jonathan Swift, Ryanair ill becomes the dignity of humankind. The entire process could best be described as degrading, and I would have gladly paid more to avoid needing to check my soul along with my luggage.

Amusingly, as I sat on the flight regretting my past decisions, the Ryanair app showed the following:

A Ryanair app screen indicating a flight in 18.44 quintillion hours
The off-centeredness above comes not from editing, but from the app’s poor alignment itself.

That says my flight, the one I was currently on, was coming up in 18,446,744,073,709,551,614 hours. That’s 18.44 quintillion, which is a long, long, long time. I did some quick math in my head, and later used ChatGPT to confirm my calculations and theory:

A ChatGPT conversation indicating the sun will run out of fuel in 5 billionyears
2.1 quadrillion is a lot of years.

Space nerds may already be able to see where this is going.

A ChatGPT conversation indicating the sun will run out of fuel in 5 billionyears
I doubt the distinction here is going to much matter to whom- or whatever is left on Earth.

This is actually perfect, because I estimate that “long after the sun runs out of fuel” is approximately when I’ll want to fly Ryanair again.

“Mini” Is Overselling It 

Doing one quick lap around Earth

When I saw the headline “Earth to have new mini-moon for two months”, I was pretty intrigued. I may be over the moon coverage, but a second moon? Now that I can get into. Or I could, if it were bigger than 10 meters across, anyway. That’s closer to a micromoon, and it won’t even be visible with a telescope, let alone the naked eye. Sorry to raise your hopes and then dash them so quickly.

Stuck in Space 

It’s better than being lost in space.

Back in August, I noted that Boeing’s Starliner issues had left astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams stranded on the International Space Station. Since then, the Starliner returned home empty, and without incident. I’m not sure how Wilmore and Williams felt about that. It seems likely there may have been some amount of regret at not having been allowed to take their originally planned ride.

Last week, the pair did a livestream and talked about their experiences, which have been “trying at times”. I can only imagine. On the plus side (?), they’ll soon be part of a record, when the ISS hits a new peak in population with 14 people later this month.

Another Black Eye for Boeing 

They'll be home for Christmas, if only in their dreams.

On June 5, Boeing’s Starliner launched Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams to the ISS. The two astronauts were supposed to be in space for about eight days, but multiple problems which occurred after reaching orbit led NASA to lose faith in the Starliner. Now, the decision has been made to return the vehicle to Earth empty, with Wilmore and Williams stranded on the ISS until February, when a SpaceX vehicle will retrieve them. That’s quite the change of plans.

High-Tech Lunar Tires 

Toss a “When They Get” in there, or something.

Sometime in the next decade, Americans will hopefully once again land on the moon. When they do, they’ll have a Lunar Terrain Vehicle to tool around in. Three groups are now competing to make that vehicle, with a focus on the design of the wheels.

Stick your standard rubber car tires on the moon—especially at its south pole in the middle of the lunar night, where temperatures can reach –300 degrees Fahrenheit—and nothing good will happen. The tires will sink into the loose lunar soil, and the intense solar radiation on the moon, which lacks a protective atmosphere, will instantly begin to break down the rubber. Then the extreme cold will freeze the tires, rendering them unable to deform or compress, and making them harder to roll. They’ll get brittle and shatter.

The issues only get worse over time. The moon’s soil, or lunar regolith, is extra abrasive, says Florian Vilcot, an innovation expert and designer at Michelin. That abrasiveness threatens to quickly tear up any unequipped material. That’s particularly important for the LTV because Michelin is designing a tire to last 10 years and travel more than 6,200 miles. (By comparison, the Lunar Rover Vehicles or “moon buggies” involved in the Apollo missions in the early 1970s each traveled about 18 miles.)

As with all things related to space travel and NASA, an incredible amount of planning is being done years in advance. By contrast, the headline on the linked article appears to have not even gotten the second pass it badly needed:

  • Humans Are Going to the Moon’s South Pole. This Is How They’ll Drive There

The proposed wheels for the LTV are high-tech, but they’re not so high-tech that it’s somehow possible to drive through space from the Earth to the moon.

Voyager 1 Is Back From the Dead 

Look at what we can do.

Back in February, I noted that after nearly 47 years, Voyager 1 may be dying. But Goonies NASA nerds never say die. After months of meticulous debugging work, we are once again receiving valid data from Voyager.

On April 18, 2024, the team began sending the code to its new location in the FDS memory. This was a painstaking process, as a radio signal takes 22.5 hours to traverse the distance between Earth and Voyager 1, and it then takes another 22.5 hours to get a signal back from the craft.

By Saturday (April 20), however, the team confirmed their modification had worked. For the first time in five months, the scientists were able to communicate with Voyager 1 and check its health.

Jubilant
A jubilant flight team, after receiving valid data from Voyager 1 for the first time in five months
[Photo credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech]

Patching code from 15 billion miles away to work around a corrupted 46-year-old memory chip is pretty damned amazing.

Meanwhile, 15 Billion Miles Away 

That’s a lot of miles.

Speaking of lonely things in space, Voyager 1 is the most distant object humanity has ever sent out into space. It’s proved to be useful decades beyond its original mission, but now, it may finally be dying.

McCandless, Unplugged 

He made it back.

Way back in 1984, astronaut Bruce McCandless performed the first untethered spacewalk in history. Here’s a picture from that mission:

Bruce McCandless, untethered and drifting in space

NASA featured the image on the fortieth anniversary last week. I find it amazing and horrifying.

A Cat Named “Taters” 

It’s lasers all the way down.

When NASA needed to test a laser-based deep space transmission earlier this month, they had a little fun with the video.

The contents of the video didn’t matter for the experiment, so the team decided to have a little fun, using a cat video featuring JPL employee Joby Harris’ pet “Taters” chasing a laser pointer, along with graphics related to the Psyche mission.

You can see Taters in action right here.

Asteroid Moving Strangely 

How would YOU react if a spacecraft deliberately smashed into you?

Last year, NASA deliberately crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid. It was a good thing.

Nearly a year has passed since NASA deliberately crashed a $300 million spacecraft into an asteroid. In a first-of-its-kind feat, the agency’s Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) craft slammed into the space rock Dimorphos at 14,000 miles per hour on September 26, 2022. Dimorphos orbits another asteroid called Didymos, and while neither object posed a threat to Earth, the feat showed the world that NASA could nudge an asteroid and alter its trajectory—an action that might come in handy if a planetary defense scenario were to materialize in the future.

The test was a success, and potentially means we won’t need to send Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, or any oil drillers into space to save the planet in the future. However, following last year’s impact, a high school class in California has discovered that the asteroid’s orbit around Didymos has degraded more than initially expected. In short, Dimorphos is acting strangely.

I can relate, Dimorphos. I can relate.